The Miracle

Good day to you my loyal readers. I went home to Mrs Grice and our 8 Gricelings yesterday and I had to tell her that we can't claim benefits any longer or con any more money from Mr Wyngarde. She wanted to know why. I had to tell her it was because we don't exist and Peter is dead. She wasn't happy. So no more living off the State like that Benefits scrounger who wrote the book. I've seen evidence that she told the DWP that she is so f*cking crippled that she can only use one finger to type. Well, she would have been better sticking that one finger up her arse. How can you type a 510 page book with only one finger and that is stuck up your own aris? She has the worst case of Mad Cow Disease I've ever seen.

So, the author's extraordinary attempts to prove that Peter Wyngarde was not gay despite everyone else believing he was of that persuasion. She counters this argument by telling the non believers to prove he was gay. I will turn that on its head and say to the author that she go and find proof he wasn't.

The lengths the author goes to prove Peter was heterosexual are beyond belief. Why is she adamant that he wasn't gay? Is she homophobic? Almost certainly. The sole reason she needs the homosexual Peter to be the heterosexual Peter is simple. If it is proven he was gay then Part 2 of her stinking book is revealed to be the pack of lies that it clearly is. A homosexual Peter is not going to have a sexual relationship with her but a heterosexual one would in her twisted mind. It is all nonsense and even if Peter was straight he would have taken one look in her direction and headed for the nearest monastery to take a vow of celibacy. Sadly the author never took a vow of silence. The author is very keen to take pot shots at the intelligent people who disagree with her fantasy novel. She loves describing them as fat people in middle age. She often posts photos of them on her barmy blog. May I politely suggest that she take a look in her own mirror before she casts stones.

In 1951 Peter allegedly married an unknown actress called Dorinda Stevens. Although no marriage certificate has ever materialised. Some people reckon it was to help cover up Peter's homosexuality just like Rock Hudson did when he married in 1955 to stop the rumours that were spreading about his penchant for men. I really can't say whether it was to stop the truth coming out about Peter or not. He wasn't a star then so I can't say it would have mattered that much. Wyngarde divorced her in 1954.

The author provides us with "evidence" that Peter lived at the same address as Stevens and another "girlfriend" Ruby J Talbot. She provides evidence of the Electoral Roll to prove it. Who gives a f*ck? The man was gay.

In the mid 50s Peter hooked up with the young actor Alan Bates who would later outshine Wyngarde in the acting stakes. They lived as a homosexual couple for around a decade and even sent out joint Xmas cards. I have seen sight of a genuine card from them both. They lived in Wyngarde's tiny London flat. The author admits Bates was gay but not Wyngarde! Yes, folks she is that deranged. According to Bates' biographer Donald Spoto Peter was the dominant one of their relationship. The author derides Spoto for getting PW's birth year by saying it was 1933. He wrote this 10 years ago and the author's shitty web site was proclaiming it was also 1933 back then! She has conveniently forgotten that because it suits her to have a go at Spoto. According to her Spoto's account is disputed. Mostly by her because it exposes Wyngarde's homosexuality. She can't have that to be because it makes her "relationship" with Wyngarde to be absolute bollocks and lies. All Part 2 of the book is bollocks and lies.

She probably tells of more "girlfriends" who Peter shagged between 1966 and 1974. I have forgotten and given up caring. No mention is made of the gay party that Peter went to in 1971 which was also attended by famous gays Jonathan King, Bay City Roller's manager Tam Paton and notorious paedophile Radio 1 DJ (1967 - 69) Chris Denning. He is still in prison for his offences against young boys. In no way am I saying Peter was that way inclined because he wasn't. Also present at the party were the Bay City Rollers group and member Alan Longmuir tells all in his excellent book 'I Ran with the Gang' about the party. It took a while for Alan to twig it was a men only gay party. Alan did sit down with Peter for a while and both chatted about their love of horses.

We move onto 1974 and Peter's first run in with the police for cottaging. It was in the toilets in Kennedy Gardens in Birmingham. He was let off with a caution. The author says she has thoroughly investigated it and found it to be untrue. Well with her lying through her teeth so far in the book you can guarantee this is true.

In 1975 comes the now legendary incident at the Gloucester bus station toilets. Here Wyngarde was caught with a male crane driver. Wyngarde was done for gross indecency and fined £75. She can't dispute this one folks.

How can the author put a positive spin on this you would think. She calls in her pet goon Wiggy and they come to the conclusion that Peter was metrosexual and that is why he had a one off relapse and f*cked another man. Metrosexual! I've never heard such horse shit in my life.

You can see why she had to lie about finding no evidence no evidence of the 1974 cottaging incident. That meant her and Wiggy would only have to come up with one stupid f*cking excuse then. Two excuses required would have been impossible. With Eamonn Holmes (he is a fat tanker as well) and Dr Bonehead on the case how could it fail? Well it did because that excuse was f*cking shite.

She then has a picture of Lady Victoria Berkeley who is seen with PW at a première of 'Flash Gordon'.  Of course she describes "Lady" Victoria as his girlfriend! Two problems: Peter was gay and Lady Victoria doesn't exist in Who's Who or anywhere online. Are you surprised? No, because it is more of the compulsive liar's bullshit.

Have a laugh at this made up quote from her about what Peter is supposed to have said about "Lady" Victoria Berkeley:

Recently a fan told me of some evidence they had discovered which really does help prove Peter was a practising homosexual his whole adult life. I hope to get details soon. Hopefully it won't be as long as waiting for the tape in Wiggy's safe that no f*cker has heard yet or will ever hear if those two leeches are behind it all. It is probably a tape of The Best of the Wombles.

Lie of the Day: The vile person claims her fairytale book sold £100k's worth of copies in less than 2 months. I would be surprised if this vanity published load of old tat sold £1K! Apparently it has been a big seller in Greenland, Mongolia and North Korea. I imagine mummy and daddy's garage is full of the bloody books. Coming to car boot sales in NW England. Good for one thing though. Using them to keep warm by shoving them in your log burner.